from a meeting today, from big rob’s 3 tattoo rules

• never date a woman with more tattoos than me

• never date a woman with bigger tattoos than mine

• never date a woman the same tattoos as me

Did Rob follow these simple rules?

No. He broke each of them.

And after this inventory he, Rob, can laugh.

failures and disappointments should not be alone, separated from humour and assets in this step

they walk, step together